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THURSDAY, JULY 30, 2009 (6:19 PM)

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" Why women are smarter than men " (How to change your car oil)

(I'm feeling crazy)

Oil Change instructions for Women:

1) Pull up to Lube Shop when the mileage reaches 3000 miles
since the last oil change.
2) Drink a cup of coffee.
3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly
maintained vehicle.

Money spent - Oil Change: $20.00 Coffee: $1.00 Total: $21.00 ==========

Oil Change instructions for Men :

1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy
a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented
tree, write a check for $50.00.
2) Stop by 7/11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20,
drive home.
3) Open a beer and drink it.
4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car...
6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
7) Place drain pan under engine.
Look for 9/16 box end wrench.
9) Give up and use crescent wrench.
10) Unscrew drain plug.
11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you
in process. Cuss...
12) Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off of face and
arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil.
13) Have another beer while watching oil drain.
14) Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench.
15) Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through
oil filter and twist off.
16) Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter splashing
oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filter
among trash in trash can to avoid environmental penalties.
Drink a beer.
17) Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat
of oil to gasket surface.
18) Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
19) Remember drain plug from step 11.
20) Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.

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Posted Jul 30, 09 by RoyLaPostII (

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21) Chase off stupid cat trying to use kitty litter from step 12.

Posted Jul 30, 09 by Hitman-the-Shifter (

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LOL >> Good one Anthony So Very True !!