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SATURDAY, OCTOBER 17, 2009 (9:25 PM)

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Attack of the Giant Starfish (2/2)

[Animation shot - The Monster is moving across the city streets, (live-action) shots of people's reactions.]

Man : "DAMN! It's huge!"

Another man : (screams)

Another : "Oh for the love of SUSHI!"

[Animation - The Starfish starts running towards the people, and they run and scream! But! They're not fast enough! Cars start driving away like mad! The monster catches one man, and holds it in it's tenticle.]

Man : "AHHH!!! DON'T KILL ME! PLEASE! AH!!! I WANNA LIVE !!!"

[The starfish eats the man, and continues to grab other people, and eat them.]

A man gets out a gun, and starts to shoot it. It seems to have no effect. The starfish is now pissed, and eats the man. Then a nerdy kid steps out of the crowd, raising a wand.

Kid : "Step aside, I'm a Fourth-Year student at Hogwarts... Reducio!"

The starfish sucks him up and continues on.

[A woman shrieks as her tiny pet Chihuahua leaps from her arms and begins barking loudly at the monster. The starfish approaches them.]

Woman : "No! Not my baby!" She runs in front of her dog and tries to scoop it up, but it is too late. They're both goners.

[New Scene : Back in General's office. The General is seen playing with two figurines (a guy and girl), and doing voices for them.]

Girlish voice : "Oh my, you're such a high-ranking officer!"

Manly voice : "Come here babe, and I'll let you rank these lips of mine."

[A soldier comes into the room, and the General quickly puts the toys away.]

Soilder : "GENERAL! SIR!"

General : "(Ahem) Sit down..."

Soilder : (sits on a chair) "Sir, it has been reported that a 'huge monster' is terrorizing the city, and that military assistance is urgent. What shall we do?"

General : "Monster? What kind of monster?"

Soilder : "It's been described as a giant starfish sir. It's destroying the city, and eating civilians. It also ate a Chihuahua."

General : "Dear God. So that scientist was being serious.... Where is it headed?"

Soilder : "Over on Montrose, sir."

General : "Gather all you soilders to Montrose then, we shall set a trap."

Soilder : "Ai, right away sir."

[New Scene : Military men waiting with guns. Shots of their faces. The General is there.]

The Scientist arrives on screen.

Scientist : "General, what's happening?"

General : "Turns out you was right about that dang Starfish. We're setting a trap."

Scientist : "Trap?"

General : "Yep, he's gonna come up this street, and we're all gonna shoot him."

Scientist : "That's not going to work General, it will just enrage it."

General : "And how do you know that?"

Scientist : "I've spoken to survivors. One said that a man shot the beast, and it did nothing! Nothing at all. Just
angered it."

General : "Worry not, we got political powered guns my dear sir. They're gonna kill this creature in a matter of seconds."

Scientist : "It will take less then a matter of seconds for it to kill you, and your soilders. This starfish is powerfully strong, I advise another plan."

General : "Please, I'm trying not to be rude, but you must get out of the way. This is Canadian Military business."
A loud roar is heard.

General : "That be him..."

Scientist : "Please, get away from here, ALL OF YOU."

General : "Would someone get this man outta my sight?!"
A soilder grabs the scientist, and starts taking him away.

Scientist : "NO! STOP! YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE! YOU NEED A DIFFERENT PLAN!"

General : (chuckles)

[Animation- The Starfish arrives on screen. And starts moving towards the general and his troops.]

[Live-Action - General signals his troops to get their guns ready. They all aim their guns towards the Starfish]

General : "All right men, we're gonna turn this mother into Swiss cheese!"

[Animation - The starfish is only a matter of feet away from the men, he does a growl]

General : "SHOOT!" (live-action)

Animation : They all shoot the beast, and it gets pissed, and kills them all by slapping them with his mighty tentacle.
[Live-Action : The Scientist, and and soilder saw what happened behind them]

Soilder : "By god!"

Scientist : "Let's get outta here!"

Soilder : "You said it."

They run off screen.

Fade to Soilder & Scientist walking on a different street.

Soilder : "How can we kill that thing?"

Scientist : "I don't know... I'm still trying to figure that out myself..."

Soilder : "Can you tell me something?"

Scientist : "Sure."

Soilder : "Are we screwed?"

Scientist : "I can't answer that with any certainty, but seeing how I can't find a weakness... then yes. We're screwed like a cylindrical rod incised with spiral threads, twisted into a receiving socket. But you never know."

Soilder : "Look, I'll do anything to stop that beast."

Scientist : "Thanks, and so will I."

A loud yell is heard

??? : "PROFESSOR!"

The scientist and the soilder turn around, and to their surprise, it's the GENERAL, still alive! The general catches up to them.

Scientist : "But--How?"

General : "That doesn't matter. Just know I'm alive, and I'm gonna kill that thing no matter what!"

Soilder : "General, did anyone else make it?"

General : "No...that monster killed every last one of 'em!"

Scientist : "It's all my fault..."

Soilder : "Don't take this burden professer, you didn't intend for this to happen."

Scientist : "I was asking for it when I experimented with making small creatures huge."

General : "You're damn straight it's your fault!"

Soilder : "General!"

General : "What? It's not my fault hundreds of lives are ending; this nightmare came from that man. I hope you're freckin happy!"

Scientist : "Wait--I got it!"

General : "Got what?"

Scientist : "I think I might know a way to kill the creature!"

General : "How?"

Scientist : "It's risky, but we can use what it's al-ler-gic to against him..."

General : "What's it al-ler-gic too? C'mon speak up!"

Scientist : "Rwanni."

General : "Rwanni ? Is that some kinda spicy Mexican dish?"

Scientist : "No, it's a solid ball made of secret ingredients which I made sure the StarFish was al-ler-gic to, in case I may ever need it."

General : "Then why the devil didn't we use it sooner? Go get that Rwanni!"

[New Scene : Near water again, where the first man was eaten. And the monster is resting.]

Monster : (snoring) (burps and snores)

[Live-Action, Scientist, the General, and the Soilder, approch the monster, Scientist holding Rwanni, and the other two holding guns.]

Scientist : (whisper) "Why did you bring guns?"

General : (whisper) "I'm not gonna approch something like this with no protection, are ya crazy?"

The Monster wakes up.

General : "Oh crap!"

The General starts shooting the monster, the monster is now pissed! The Monster grabs the soilder and eats him.

Scientist : "Stop shooting you idiot!"

The General stops, and the Scientist throws Rwanni at the creature. The creature walks back in fear, and hurries
into the water. The General and the Scientist walk up the edge of the water.
General : "YES! It's over! Back to Davy Jones' Locker with you! Ha-ha, we've defeated him!"
Scientist : "No we didn't. He'll come back, you can bet on that. Starfish are creatures of terrible vengeance. He'll return to finish us off...."
[They both look at the waving water.]
Fade out.
THE END

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