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CIA looking for new assassin!
(I'm feeling indifferent)
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...2 men and a
woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large
metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your
instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will
find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her! 'The man said, 'You can't be
serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not
the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came
out with tears in his eyes. 'I tried, but I can 't kill my wife.' The
agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to
kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
heard, one shot after another, eight in a row. They heard screaming,
crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat
from her brow. 'This gun is loaded with blanks,' she said. ' I had to
beat him to death with the chair.'
Moral of the story: Never put a woman to the test.
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