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WEDNESDAY, JULY 2, 2008 (11:37 AM) Return to katsknoll's blog
culling the herd

My husband and I make up games while were driving. It's really nerdy but it passes the time on the long never ending carolina highways.

We have a new one.
 
We call our game "Culling the herd". The premise is this: there are way too many people on earth and some of them have to go. We reckon 5 billion losers have been sacrificed, leaving only the best examples of humanity ( the entire cast of ''Sex and the City'' were the first to go by the way). 

But I had to laugh as we randomly selected people to poof. Anyone within the vicninity of a trailer park AND walking in the hot sun got the chop. People on bicycles automatically got the chop. Big gas guzzling penis envying rednecks got it in the back of the head. A few cops etc etc etc.

But it really makes you think. There are waaaaay too many people in the world,right? I mean we could lose a few.

Including those people in Walmart who don't need those motorized scooters. (You know, the lazy ones) Poof. Any twit who feels compelled to talk during a movie when I've just spent $10 on a ticket. Poof. The next person who compares Obama to Bobby Kennedy. Poof. Ann Coulter and Bill O'Reilly. Poof. Poof.

But this is livevideo -- not interstate 40 -- so in the spirit of the game -- 

The angry woman who sent this private message to my inbox:



Why sooooo angry shug?!?. You're like the lady In her big dodge pick up, hitting the gas and reving the motor as if that's gonna move the line any faster. Then when she spoke she had a squeaky voice EXACTLY like Jennifer Tilly. She was compensating with the big truck ( thats what I tell myself about people with big trucks -- they're compensating. I myself have a small truck and they make me feel a tad bit insecure.) 

Anyway -- POOF for being such a cow.


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Posted Jul 23, 08 by investigate2      (  )
Personally speaking, some of my very best friends are bitches, the best kind of course!! I love the sound of the word "POOF" shug,
for some reason I think of "ta-da!", another one of my personal favorites!! Lovin you Miss Kat! xoxoxoxoxo

Posted Jul 16, 08 by surfcottage      (  )
what in the world have people been drinking?..V05, I bet I! lol...I am a bitch... but in a good way...")

Posted Jul 16, 08 by JDProductions      (  )
If it were only true, my neighborhood would be mostly empty as would my place of employment, the motor vehicle, my bank, every post office and...

Posted Jul 16, 08 by skayc1
did you know I live in a trailer park? I wouldn't want to go poof..that was not a nice message that was sent to you, and I dont see why cause you are one of the kindest people.

Posted Jul 3, 08 by nyc      (  )
dang if you are a bitch then you are the most loving, kind and honest bitch I have ever known....

P.S.

Can I be your bitchee? :)

Posted Jul 2, 08 by JAY1P      (  )
She will be missed.

Posted Jul 2, 08 by baileykix
Katsnoll, you rock! But you forgot speeding motorists on cell phones passing within inches of pedestrians!

Posted Jul 2, 08 by SillyLeslie      (  )
Katsnoll is my new heroine. So much for the insane circus of love, more insane than love it appears.
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