culling the herd
My husband and I make up games while were driving. It's really nerdy but it passes the time on the long never ending carolina highways.
We have a new one.
We call our game "Culling the herd". The premise is this: there are way too many people on earth and some of them have to go. We reckon 5 billion losers have been sacrificed, leaving only the best examples of humanity ( the entire cast of ''Sex and the City'' were the first to go by the way).
But I had to laugh as we randomly selected people to poof. Anyone within the vicninity of a trailer park AND walking in the hot sun got the chop. People on bicycles automatically got the chop. Big gas guzzling penis envying rednecks got it in the back of the head. A few cops etc etc etc.
But it really makes you think. There are waaaaay too many people in the world,right? I mean we could lose a few.
Including those people in Walmart who don't need those motorized scooters. (You know, the lazy ones) Poof. Any twit who feels compelled to talk during a movie when I've just spent $10 on a ticket. Poof. The next person who compares Obama to Bobby Kennedy. Poof. Ann Coulter and Bill O'Reilly. Poof. Poof.
But this is livevideo -- not interstate 40 -- so in the spirit of the game --
The angry woman who sent this private message to my inbox:
Why sooooo angry shug?!?. You're like the lady In her big dodge pick up, hitting the gas and reving the motor as if that's gonna move the line any faster. Then when she spoke she had a squeaky voice EXACTLY like Jennifer Tilly. She was compensating with the big truck ( thats what I tell myself about people with big trucks -- they're compensating. I myself have a small truck and they make me feel a tad bit insecure.)
Anyway -- POOF for being such a cow.
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