To celebrate Jeani's last year of being in her 30's, she Jamie and myself went out and got tattoos. 

Afterwards, we celebrated in a C&W bar drinking beer and Jäger shots. Feeling boozed and bolded, Jeani decided we needed to become our own gang. After much beer and debate, the name T.A.B. was chosen, which stands for Tattoo'd Awesome Brigade.

We're still fighting over the rules, but here's what we got so far:

RULES OF T.A.B.

First Rule about T.A.B. Club
Tell everyone Tab is Fab!

Second Rule of T.A.B. 
Don't make eye contact.

Third Rule of T.A.B. 
Fuck it...Run for your life!

Fourth Rule of T.A.B. 
Deny, Deny, Deny.

Fifth Rule of T.A.B.
Cuddle all bugs. 

Sixth Rule of T.A.B. 
Rainbows is awesume.

Seventh Rule of T.A.B.
Don't snort the Pixie Dust.

So, who wants to join?