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FRIDAY, JUNE 12, 2009 (2:35 AM)

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FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I'm feeling giggly)

>>> MY PRIVATE PART DIED
>>>
>>>
>>> An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
>>>
>>> One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
>>>
>>> Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,
>>> 'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.
>>>
>>>
>>> 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'
>>>
>>> Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes
>>> a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr.
>>> Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'
>>>
>>>
>>> The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall
>>> with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.
>>>
>>> He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said,
>>> 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.
>>>
>>>
>>> Please put your Private Part back inside your
>>> pajamas.'
>>>
>>> 'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr.
>>> Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my Private Part
>>> died.
>>>
>>> 'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that,
>>> but why is it hanging out of
>>> your pajamas?'
>>>

>>>
>>>
>>>
>
>>>
>>> 'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the
>>> viewing.'

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