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Funny Stuff!
(I'm feeling calm)
The Mailman's Last Day
It was the mailman's last day on
the job after 35 years of carrying the
mail through all kinds
of weather to the same neighborhood.
When he arrived at the
first house on his route he was greeted by the
whole family there,
who congratulated him and sent him on his way with
a big gift
envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of
fine cigars. The
folks at the third house handed him a selection
of terrific fishing
lures. At each of the houses along his route,
he was met with
congratulations, farewells, cards, and gifts.
At the
final house he was met at the door by a strikingly
beautiful
blonde in a revealing negligee. She took him by the
hand, gently led
him through the door (which she closed behind
him), and led him up the
stairs to the bedroom where they had a
most passionate liaison.
Afterwards, they went
downstairs, where she fixed him a giant
breakfast: eggs, potatoes,
ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and
fresh-squeezed orange
juice.
When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of
steaming coffee. As
she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill
sticking out from under the
cup's bottom edge.
"All this
was just too wonderful for words," he said, " but what's
the
dollar for?"
"Well," she said, "last night, I told
my husband that today would be
your last day, and that we should
do something special for you. I asked
him what to give
you."
He said, " Screw him.......give him a
dollar."
The blonde then blushed and said, "The breakfast was
my idea"
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