For those of you who don't know her, Heather Mills is Paul McCartney's most recent ex-wife. If you don't know Paul McCartney, he's one of the two remaining Beatles alive - and shame on you for not knowing that. [:

For the record - and I'm sure many people will be disgusted by this statement - I hate the Beatles. I don't even have a particular reason for this besides the fact that when I listen to their music, I feel like my ears just got f*cked by a baby elephant.

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A few years back, I remember reading about Paul McCartney throwing a private party for his birthday and charging people for drinks. No open bar, at a Beatle's party? It only seemed natural that McCartney would end up marrying one of the greediest women alive - Heather Mills.


The newly-divorced couple reached a settlement yesterday and Mills was awarded $48.6 million of her husband's fortune. That's about $34,000 for each day that she was married to McCartney. This is no doubt a kick in the vagina to Mills, who was originally asking for $250 million. The judge's response to that: "LOL, f*ck no."

Heather Mills, who the f*ck do you think you are?

This bitch is intense.

After the settlement, the presiding judge voiced his opinion of Mills, basically calling her a greedy, lying psycho b*tch. She more or less exaggerated every aspect of her life to justify her reason for needing so much of her husband's money. At one point, she claimed to need $1.27 million a year "To give to charities, but admitted she would be using $985,000 of that amount for traveling to appearances via helicopters and private jets." U2 should write a song about her.

To be honest, I kind of feel bad for her. Now she's going to have to wipe her *** with regular toilet paper instead of silk and $100 bills. Poor Heather.

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