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TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2009 (10:35 AM) Return to GregLions's blog
HELP! I'M BEING RAVAGED BY DEMONS!
(I'm feeling sick)


Demons have besieged my body! They are ransacking my internal systems. My respiratory system, my throat is sore. The angels within are battling these demons and making slow steady progress. This battle is tiresome. The demons number in the millions, microscopic organisms but nonetheless destructive and tireless in their single minded desire to consume my flesh.

I lay in bed while this battle rages inside of me. I am but a spectator in my own vessel. Fought by t he warriors whose sole purpose is to protect me; to fight the good fight; never backing down. I feel utterly violated. These demons fly about our environment ever searching for a new host to invade. No man woman or child is safe from them.

Doctors have seen these demons in all their forms. They wait to experiment on the victims with a barrage of major pharmaceutical corporations latest potions. Are their remedies effective? Sometimes perhaps, but the side effects often begin an entirely new battle which may have dire consequences as well. I refuse to see a doctor; I have weathered these battles before. I know that my own soldiers will emerge victorious. I have no health insurance anyway. I’m in the same boat as millions of fellow Americans.

The only aid I have given my internal angels is pain killers, oranges and food. I arm my troops with provisions so that they may forge ahead, tenaciously, like Spartans, driving these invasive demons out.

Is this all our vessels are? Passive hosts waiting to be used as a source of food for a malicious microorganism’s life?

I am in discomfort. My muscles are ravaged. My attention is distracted from any productive goal. I am utterly cynical, overcome with rage and anger at being so wantonly beset upon by these unithought demonic cells.

My eyes are teary and sore. Sleep does not come easily. My dreams are troubled. My head pounds with the artillery of internal battle. Thankfully my own internal defenses are actively driving these invaders out. But progress is slow and tedious. My very sanity is challenged in the meantime. My body is wracked with fits of coughing and sneezing as cannons are fired within.

This is day five of this war.

I want revenge. 

 
 

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Posted Nov 4, 09 by Mistressoftheundeaddd      (  )
Get well.. yes demons do exsist im living proof. Angels do too.

Posted Nov 4, 09 by kaanofkaan
Get well soon Greg, when its all calmed down a large single malt whisky may help. (bottle not a glass).

Posted Nov 3, 09 by rev22-20      (  )
Came down with it Saturday, down to just cold symptoms by Monday, though I still took the day off and am keeping away from people for a couple more days.

Sleep as much as you can. I got about 30 hours worth over the weekend. Megadoses of C do help me at least, along with juice and soup. If the fever's really high, pop a couple Tylenols. Rest is key, though.

Posted Nov 3, 09 by GregLions      (  )
You guys are the best! Thanks goes to:

@therogue can't get enough honey! ;-)

@LittleStar Organic Olive Leaf Extract will be purchased ASAP

@TheASYLUM Liquids aplenty and I'm hitting the showers post haste!

@Synful71 your nursing treatment is much appreciated (but causes additional swelling!)

@IQ150 So true, thinning of the herd I suppose. So perservere or perish I shall!

Posted Nov 3, 09 by I.Q.150      (  )
Assuming what has put you on your ass is the H1N1 ... I fought off the pig flu in four days and am now qualified to say that anyone who dies from it is clearly an inferior specimen ... keep banging.

Posted Nov 3, 09 by Synful71      (  )
((puts on a naughty nurse outfit.....drops themometer on the floor....Greg suddenly discovers that I'm not wearing any panties......proceeds to give Greg a THOROUGH sponge bath))

*winks!!

Feel better hun!!! MUAHS!!

Posted Nov 3, 09 by TheASYLUM      (  )
(runs in) - (throws a bucket of water on Greg ) ....since the Shaman before me have suggested everything else - Im gonna go with V8, water, NYQuil, and all the sleep you can get... and even a shower may refresh you mentally my brother - it's hard to manage when you feel like ass... but the steam and water will open your pores and you can let some toxins out - may help you relax. Fell better Greg!

Posted Nov 3, 09 by LittleStar      (  )
Get someone to go to the Health Food Store and pick up Organic Olive Leaf Extract Liquid w/ dropper...take full dropper in water (30drops) at least 3 times a day...this is the Holistic Antibiotic to boost your system without side effects, except maybe heartburn, but rare. A 2 oz bottle will last a couple of years if kept in cool, dark cabinet.
I've had the Flu for awhile now...going into third week...and this is the only thing, besides EmerGen-C that is fighting it off, I'm feeling WAY better than I did when it started...you can get EGC at Walgreens...many places...it's cheaper at drugstores than Health Food Store, unless it''s on sale.

Posted Nov 3, 09 by therogue      (  )
ye also besides feeding on junk food,try eating chicking soup,and drinking a lot of water,and when eating bread,don't put that much or hardly any butter on the bread.
Also try to get vickchest rub, it can be used to apply on the chest and next it will help to calm the reaction.
And if swallowing is hard,then try ice cream or ice cubes to bring the swelling down around your lower throat.
Other then that if that don't help go to the doc's

Ps: one more thing,pure (clear) honey,does the job as well,and don't have hot drinks!
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