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HOW TO MEET A STRANGER

SUNDAY, JULY 12, 2009 (5:45 AM)

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HOW TO MEET A STRANGER

(I'm feeling excited)

Holy F*ck....just wokeup to a burglar in my house!!!!!!!!!
heard some noise got up to see what it was ....and there he was!!!!!!!!
Black as coal, and full of attitude........HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN HERE, I yelled. He turned looked at me and made a bealine for the door, with me in hot pursuit....
I shit myself when I seen him Dive through the window on the screen door....well that answers how the F*ck did you get in here....
he was fast and in no mood to be caught....being buck naked the chase ended there, with me standing in the buff jaw hanging open and looking at the hole in the screen.....
I know who he is, as I see him in the hood all the time....not sure what his name is, and I think he's homeless....but I KNOW HIM!!!!!!!!
I even actually fed him a half dozen times over the last 2 weeks...ungratefull little bastard ....
SOMETHING has to be done about this.....if word gets around that I'm an easy target I'm doomed.....
I know damn well he's out braggin to all his friends how he got away......

Thats the last time I have anything to do with the local "STRAY CAT"....hahahahaha...hehehehehe....lolololol

Yup A FUCKIN CAT.....tryin to bang my little girls......fuckin rapist bastard.......hahahahahaha.....

had ya goin for a second didn't I.......hehehehehe

A day in the life of *tOX*.........

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Posted Jul 28, 09 by F16Alpha
Thats why I love My Rottie...

Posted Jul 12, 09 by suzecue72
hahahaha...you had me going there
When you said you had fed him the last 2 weeks I just LOL'd.

Posted Jul 12, 09 by ToxicTimes
If it was a man, I would have shot'm.....not really...lol......just beat'm half ta death...hehehehe
tnx Spirit ;-) *tOX*

Posted Jul 12, 09 by NatureSpirit (

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My word you had me going then...lol. I was wondering why a man you had helped had been so nasty. Love And Healing Light.