I'm Game
I'M GAME
Based on the internet comic by ; Tim Carillet
Adapted by ; Justin Merpaw
(With ideas from Stevexpert & Braedon Ceasor)
Written in 2007
[Scene : Two guys are playing video games in their living room. Their names are Lief Langerhanz & Shuu Hatsuma.]
Shuu : "Yo Lief, do you think Santa would give me a PS3 if I asked for it?"
Lief : "Nah, Santa is only allowed to make kiddy toys, he doesn't have the rights to manufacture Sony's Playstation 3. Man, he'd be busted SO fast he wouldn't have even enough time to finish his chocolate-chip cookie!"
Shuu : "Wow, think of what would happen to Rudolph and the Elves!"
Lief : "I hate Elves, always walking around with those smug looks on their faces. I bet a strike will happen any second."
[Silence for about 10 seconds]
Shuu : "I played Super Mario Brothers the other day."
Lief : "Classic. Was it as good as you remember?"
Shuu : "Nah, it seemed alot cooler as a kid. And I don't remember there being SO many bosses!"
Lief : "At least it has fireballs. What could beat that?"
Shuu : "Yeah, whatever."
[Shuu gets up]
Lief : "What are you doing?"
Shuu : "Getting a glass of milk, I'm thristy."
Lief : "Can you get me something."
Shuu : (laughs) "No."
Lief : "Jerk."
[Shuu opens the fridge, and takes out milk. Then he gets a glass, and fills it with milk. Then he puts the milk back, and goes to join Lief again.]
Lief : "You could have at least got me a bag of chips or something."
Shuu : "Yeah, I could've."
Lief : "I'm going to remember this."
Shuu : (smiles) "You do that."
[They start playing again, and in about 10 seconds Lief says...]
Lief : "Yo, you remember that chick who plays game with us on the net, RPGluva333?"
Shuu : "Mhmph." (takes sip of milk)
Lief : "Well, it turns out she lives in town, and she was looking for an apartment. So I told her about the one across the hall from us. I've invited her over."
Shuu : (all the milk spits out of his mouth and on to Lief)
Lief : "AH MAN!"
Shuu : "WHAT! Why the heck did you do THAT!"
Shuu : "It's just, I have this mental image that she's really hot. What if she turns out to be some hideously wierd chick!"
[RPGluva333 enters the screen]
RPGluva333 : "No worries. I'm a little wiered, but I'm certainly not hideous, and I'm so glad you guys aren't geeks myself!"
Lief : (does a nervous giggle)
They both stand up, and join RPGluva333
Shuu : (amazed at RPGluva333's beauty) "I'm Shuu Hatsuma, and this is Lief Langerhanz."
RPGluva333 : "My name is Racheal Petunia Gamewell."
Shuu : "WAIT! Your initals are R.P.G? That's so SWEET!"
Racheal : "So what do you guys do for a living?"
Shuu : "I'm a Pizza Delivery guy."
Lief : "I'm a comic artist. Not really making much from that tho, but I do okay."
Shuu : "What about you?"
Racheal : "I'm a reviewer/critic, so if you guys ever want to, you can borrow some games."
Shuu : "YOU ARE A GODDESS!"
Lief : "Can-C-Can I touch you?"
Racheal : "Do you guys have a bath room?"
Lief : (pointing) "Ya, over there."
Racheal : "Thanks." (walks off screen)
[Lief & Shuu go back to the couch to play their game.]
Lief : "You know, I read in a magazine that if you exercise your hands on a daily basis, your gaming skills improve."
Shuu : "That's retarded, it's all skill my man."
Lief : "Yes, but having a hand which is more energized, more powerful, makes you at an advantage."
Shuu : "Okay, what retarded magazine did you get this from?"
Lief : "G.O.M."
Shuu : "G.O.M.?"
Lief : "Yeah, Gamer's Online Magazine."
Shuu : "Yo, I've learned from experience to never believe anything from the net."
Lief : "Why?"
Shuu : "How do you know it's not some geeky person writing some lie, or rumor, just to make himself sound smart?"
Lief : "I don't know."
Shuu : "Exactly."
Lief : "Yo, schools study for their assignments on the net. Is the government trying to feed kids false information!?"
Shuu : "OH.....MY.....GOD!"
Lief : "Dude, we have to stop this insanity!"
Shuu : "Yes, the both of us, a Pizza Delivery guy, and a comic artist, we can send a message!"
Lief : "The government won't outsmart us!"
Shuu : "Damn straight!"
[A couple of seconds of silence]
Shuu : "Does it really matter? Like, I don't even go to school."
Lief : "Good point... Anyways, Girls.... What's up with them?"
Shuu : "Tell me about it."
Lief : "Like, you think you know one, then you tell her your a comic artist for a website, and she never returns your calls, or emails!"
Shuu : "Tough world. Like I delivered this pizza to this chicks house once, and she refused to pay for it just cause it was a little cold..."
[Moment later]
Shuu : "Racheal is pretty cool huh?"
Lief : "But no matter how hot she is, she must remain out mutial friend..."
Lief : "Shuu...?"
[Silence]
Shuu : "Who would you classify as the hottest girl in Final Fantasy?"
Lief : "Ariel, all the way!"
Lief : "No freckin' way man."
[Racheal comes back on]
Racheal : "Yo."
Shuu : "Yo."
Racheal : "Have you guys ever made a Resolution?"
Lief : "Ya, once."
Racheal : "And what was that?"
Lief : "Not to be obsessed with video games."
Racheal : (giggles) "Looks like you've failed miserably."
Shuu : "If there's one thing I've learned about Lief, it's that he's artsy fartsy."
Lief : (laughs) "Shut up! You chocolate addict!"
Racheal : "You like chocolate Shuu?"
Shuu : "Like it? I'm obsessed! If I could, I would BATHE in it!"
Racheal : "You seem to have the money, and the means, why not do it?"
Shuu : "Fantasies are always better kept as a fantasy, everyone knows that!"
Racheal : (giggles) "You're just afraid that once you start, you won't be able to stop."
Shuu : "Dang straight."
(Knock on door)
Shuu : "Lief, go get it."
Lief : "Why me?"
Shuu : "Go get it!"
(Another knock)
Shuu : "It's Ivan, go get it!"
Lief : "FINE!" (walks toward door)
Racheal : "Who's Ivan?"
Shuu : "Our beloved BBM fan from the Soviet Union."
[Lief opens the door, and in walks Ivan.]
Racheal : "What's BBM?"
Ivan : "WHOA! OH MY GOD! Did you just day, 'What's BBM?' "
Shuu : "Man, don't start this."
Lief : "Here we go again!"
Ivan : "BBM means, 'Big Brown Monkey!' The best series on YouTube EVER! HOW COULD A SERIES POSSIBLY BE ANY BETTER? IT'S A DISGRACE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS!"
Racheal : "Sorry..."
Ivan : "Too late for sorries! I can no longer communicate with this creature."
Shuu : "Listien Ivan, she's not a YouTuber.... She's a YouTube virgin."
Ivan : "DEAR GOD! IS SHE MENTAL? HOW COULD YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN TO YOUTUBE?"
Racheal : "More of a LiveVideo chick, I guess."
Ivan : "LiveVideo? PAH! A mere YouTube copycat!
Racheal : "Excuse me? LiveVideo is purly original!"
Ivan : "I think she smokes too much cocaine."
Racheal : "You don't smoke cocaine, you sniff it."
Ivan : "And only a real druggy would know that."
[Racheal punches Ivan in the face, and knocks him out.]
Shuu : "You knocked the shit out of him!"
Lief : "Should we call a hospital or something?"
Racheal : "Nah, he'll be up in a few hours."
Lief : "Holy cow."
Racheal : "Anyways, it was great to finally be able to meet you guys. See ya online."
Lief & Shuu : "Bye."
[Fade out]
[New Scene : Racheal is in her apartment, playing a video game. The door is visable.]
Racheal is playing video games.
The door behind her cracks open, and two faces, faces of Lief & Shuu, are seen behind it. Racheal gets a sense that they are there, and says...
Racheal : "I don't know if you guys can hear me from down the hall, but I got a new Capcom game if you wanna check it out."
Lief & Shuu run straight into the room, and sit beside Racheal.
Shuu grabs Racheal's hand. Racheal looks at Shuu. Shuu then kisses Racheal. Racheal smiles.
Shuu : "Yo, you think you wanna go out with me?"
Racheal : "With a kiss like that, I KNOW I wanna go out with you."
Shuu : "SWEET!" (puts arm around Racheal)
Lief : "This aien't sweet! This is crap! Why the hell do you get the girl in the end?"
Shuu : "Lucky I guess."
Lief : "I'm outty!" (walks to door) "And I'm sure all this shit wasn't in the comic!" (walks out)
[Fade out]
The End.
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