me: "damn, im hungry"

mom: " you want something to eat?"

me: " yeah! [duh] i want a PB&J!"

mom: "ok"

me: "thank you mommy!!"

and so my mom gets up from watching her soap operas, and starts making me a sandwich, and shes calling me now because are done, gotta go stuff my face bitches.

mom: "they're done kid"

i love my mom!