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i pretty much have the best mom ever!!!!
(I'm feeling hungry)
me: "damn, im hungry"
mom: " you want something to eat?"
me: " yeah! [duh] i want a PB&J!"
mom: "ok"
me: "thank you mommy!!"
and so my mom gets up from watching her soap operas, and starts making me a sandwich, and shes calling me now because are done, gotta go stuff my face bitches.
mom: "they're done kid"
i love my mom!
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