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i've been called out
someone called me out
The truth is, Sean really did go to prom with me and we dated on and off for years, but I never had any actual photographic evidence. You see, he was always so insecure about his jowls, and of course, being seen with a woman of Asian descent (he didn't want anyone to think he had a concubine -tsk tsk...I should tell you some bedtime stories!). So, the real photos have been destroyed. :(
Anyway, I know that some people don't believe that Sean and I had some romantic history, that is fine. What is important is that those friends who really know me would know that I never lie. They know all about Sean and I, about what was really underneath that kilt of his, about his cross-culture-dressing, about his destruction of our secret videos, and of course, about his destruction of my little heart. That bastard.
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(Although the fact that I am indeed Asian is quite the insult, I am most offended that I have been accused of being a "hungry" one. I cannot hide my slant eyes and I must admit to that. But one thing I am NOT is hungry! My dearest friends know that I eat chili out of a can and stovetop stuffing out of the pot. So there.)
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