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Joke of the day!
(I'm feeling accomplished)
RECTUM STRETCHER
While she was speeding down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge
only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled
her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know
and love, asked, "What's your hurry?” To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?” I’m a rectum stretcher," she responded
The cop stammered, "A what...A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum
stretcher do?” “Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up
to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to
side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about
6 feet wide.” “And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS
For everything else, there's MasterCard
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