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Joke of the day!
(I'm feeling indescribable)
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, Sister, may
I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later." The nun agreed. A moment
later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a
soldier?" The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt
and said, "I can't thank you enough, Sister. You see, I don't want to
go to Iraq."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not being rude, but you have a great
pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen
a great pair of balls . I don't want to go to Iraq, either."
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