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Joke of the day!
(I'm feeling good)
> One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating
> peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In
> the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he
> turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to
> dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper.
>
> He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of
> trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.
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> As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter
> came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their
> daughter's date said he could get the peanut out..
>
> The young man told the father to sit down, then
> proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow
> hard.
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> When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.
>
> The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The
> young man insisted that it was nothing.
>
> Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and
> said, 'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going
> to be when he grows older?'
>
> The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our
> son-in-law.'
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