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TUESDAY, APRIL 15, 2008 (4:40 AM)

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A drunk walks out of the bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my car" the man replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It wassss on the end of thisssshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's weiner hanging out for all the world to see.
He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and, without missing a beat, blurts out "I'll be damned. My girlfriend's gone too!!!!!"

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