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just jersey friends or all friends?

MONDAY, JULY 28, 2008 (7:42 PM)

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just jersey friends or all friends?

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun!"

FRIENDS: Cry with you.
NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: laugh at you

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give more...it back.
NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up

FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.
NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that ' s what the crowd is doing.
NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "Yo yo!"

FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Will cowboy up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.

FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.

FRIENDS: Will talk sh*t to the person who talks sh*t about you.
NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Will knock them the F*ck out!!

FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.

FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".

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