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LMAO!
(I'm feeling chipper)
Brain transplant
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the
waiting room, where a family member lay gravely
ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired
and somber.
'I'm
afraid I'm the bearer of bad
news,' he said as he surveyed the worried
faces.. 'The only hope left for your loved one at
this time is a brain
transplant. It's
an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is
the only hope. Insurance will cover the
procedure, but you will have to pay for the
BRAIN.'
The
family members sat silent as they absorbed the
news. After a time, someone asked, 'How much
will a brain cost?'
The
doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a male
brain; $200 for a female
brain.'
The
moment turned awkward. Some of the men actually
had to'try' to
not smile, avoiding eye
contact with
the women.
A
man unable to control his curiosity, finally
blurted out the question everyone wanted
to ask, 'Why is the male brain so much more than
a female brain?'
The
doctor smiled at the childish innocence and
explained to the entire group, 'It's just
standard pricing procedure. We have
to price the female brains a lot lower
because they've been
used..'
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