An elderly woman walked  into the Bank of Canada one  morning with a
purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account  and insisted
on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she  had a
lot of  money.

After many lengthy discussions (after all,  the client is always right)
an employee took the elderly woman to the   president's office.

The president of the Bank asked her how much she  wanted to deposit. She
placed her purse on his desk and replied,  '$165,000'. The president was
curious and asked her how she had been able  to save so much money. The
elderly woman replied that she made  bets.

The president was surprised and asked, 'What kind of  bets?'

The elderly woman replied, 'Well, I bet you  $25,000 that  your testicles
are square.'

The president started to laugh and told  the woman that it was
impossible to win a bet like that..

The w oman  never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and
said,  'Would you like to take my bet?'

'Certainly', replied the president. 'I  bet you $25,000 that my
testicles are not square.'

'Done', the  elderly woman answered. 'But given the amount of money
involved, if  you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock
tomorrow  morning with my lawyer as a witness.'  'No problem', said  the
president of the Bank confidently.

That night, the  president became very nervous about the bet and spent a
long time in  front  of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them
this way  and that, checking them over again and again until he was

/positive  that no one could consider his testicles as square and
reassuring himself  that there was no way he could  lose the bet.

The next morning at  exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the
president's office with  her lawyer and acknowledged the  $25,000 bet
made the day before that  the president's testicles were square.

The president confirmed that the  bet was the same as the one made the
day before. Then the elderly woman  asked him to drop his pants etc. so
that she and her lawyer could see  clearly.

The president was happy to oblige.

The elderly woman  came closer so she could see better and asked the
president if she could  touch them. 'Of course', said the president.
'Given the amount of money  involved, you should be 100% sure.'

The elderly woman did so with a  little smile. Suddenly the president
no ticed that the lawyer was banging  his head against the wall. He asked
the elderly woman why he was doing that  and she replied,
'Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100 ,000 that around  10 o'clock
in the morning I  would be holding the balls of the  President of the
Bank of Canada!'