Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since McCauley Culkin came to stay over for the weekend.

"Michael Jackson's upcoming London dates have been cancelled. They were James (aged 9) and Thomas (aged 11)."

RIP - Really Important Pedophile

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Micheal Jackson died today, leaving his son's behind.

He is just trying to get press for Thriller 2

Oh suuure. Rich white lady dies of a heart attack and the media is all over it. What if this was a black man?

Apparently he died of food poisoning after eating a 9-year old wiener.

I heard he choked on some 12 year old nuts.

I wonder if they took him to Children's Hospital...

The smooth criminal finally beat it.

It's a hereditary heart condition. Apparently it was in his Billy Gene.

I guess this is one arrest he won't get out of.

Pedobear now has less competition.

Farah Fawcett dies and goes to heaven. There she is granted one wish, to which she responds "I Wish all the little children to be safe"... poof Michael Jackson dies.

RIP Micheal Jackson, you touched so many (allegedly)

Due to the fact Michael Jackson is 95% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change

Why is michael jackson so fond of twenty eight year olds? Because there are 20 of them.

When MJ was being taken out of his mansion, camera men caught a couple of children sitting on ice blocks. I guess MJ likes to have a couple of cold ones at the end of the day.

All the jockeys are wearing black armbands to honor Michael Jackson, who rode more three year olds than all of them put together.

In memory of Michael Jackson, we should all take a moment of silence, grab our crotch, and just beat it. It doesn't matter if you're black or white, just beat it!

Apparently when a junior doctor removed his life support system Michael Jackson became Michael Jacksoff

In honor of MJ's death, Wal Mart is having little boys pants half off

McDonalds have announced a tribute burger to Michael Jackson. 50 year old meat in a ten year old bun.

Michael Jackson was flying back to Neverland with a group of Asian boys in a small jet when the pilot put the plane on autopilot and called Michael aside; "Pssst. We're going down! We've got to jump and there are only 2 parachutes." he feverishly whispered. "But what about the children?" Michael whimpered. "FUCK the children." hissed the terrified pilot. "Is there time?" Michael pondered.

Michael Jackson's last request was to be cremated and for his ashes to be put in an etch-a-sketch so kids could still play with him.