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Momma told me to go
(I'm feeling distressed)
I was in the first or second grade, can't remember which one. The teacher I had did not like it when anybody asked to go to the bathroom. I told my Mom about it one day and she told me to go anyway.
Well, this girl in my class played a prank on me, a very naughty one. Rhonda was her name.
She offered me this chocolate bar and I ate the whole thing, little did I know it was Ex-Lax. When the chocolate kicked in I of course I had to go. The teacher told me to wait until recess, but the deed had been done in a big way.
I remembered what my Mom said, so I did what she told me. Boy did it make a mess!
My teacher was puzzled by what had happened, so he called the principal in and showed him.
The next thing I know, is them carrying me to the equipment room. Instead of cleaning me up they wrapped me up in the kind of paper that butchers use to wrap up meat.
The principal drove me home with his head hanging out the window of his car.
When we reached our house he told my Mom what happened, and she was a little stunned about why I didn't go to the bathroom. She asked me why didn't I go to the bathroom, and I told her the teacher wouldn't let me!
Then she said "I thought I told you to go anyway." I said "Yes you did Momma, but you didn't say " Get Up And Go". She told me she was not upset at my mess, beacuse she did forget to tell me to get up first before going on myself.
That is probably my most embarassing memory.
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