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NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(I'm feeling giggly)
1) "Fine" : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) "Five Minutes..." : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) "Nothing:" This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) " Loud Sigh " : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) "That's Okay" : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.. That's okay means she wants to think long=2 0and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) " Thanks " : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) "Whatever !!! " : Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) "Don't worry about it, I got it " : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remembe r the terminology.
* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!
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