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Proud to Die for your Shitty Gas Mileage
(I'm feeling Very 1st Amendment)
Yeah so I'm exhausted. I stayed up all night on the attack. From 1 AM to 5AM we stuck cards in gas tanks of SUVs and Soccer Mom Vans thoughout the suburbs. The cards show pictures of local service men and women who have died in the Iraq War. The cards say "I was proud to die for your shitty gas mileage."
A ream of cardstock: $20.00
Color Printer Cartridge: $24.00
Making American consumer whores who think cheap gas prices for their 8 mile per gallon Hummers is an inalienable human right feel like the assholes: Priceless!
We did it while they slept. They didn't hear us in their safe upper class neighborhoods all night long...because we rode bicycles.
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