------ANNOUNCER GUY-------
Last time on IN THE MIND OF NEESH 2much was searchin for their missin member Chris who is nowhere 2 b found and it is 40 min. til da biggest performance of dere careersz. dey hve a clue da only prob is....the clue is n da car n dey lockd n da room. while nelli and neesh r at coldstones n cnt seem 2 ever get waited on or find anythin 2 wear! plus neesh sees sumbody.....but who?
COLDSTONES
NEESH: NELLI LOOK! LOOK!
NELLI: *occupied mouf ful of ice cream* HUH?!
NEESH: Is dat "him"?
NELLI: OMG GURL DAT IS HIM!!!!
NEESH: *yells lyk a ghetto mess* YOO HOO!!!! HEY BOO!!!!
DUDE: Ay wuts up! I ain't seen u n a min. Wut u up 2?
NELLI: Wel we was jus um...*swallows ice cream* bouta go get ready 4 da 2much concert.
DUDE: Oh yall musta not of heard.
NEESH AND NELLI: Heard what?
DUDE: Da show mite be canceled cuz dey cnt find Chris
NEESH AND NELLI: DEY WHAT!?!?!
DUDE: (lookin like "u aint kno") Yeah. He left n no one can find him.
NELLI: *frantic* My poor honey flavored cupcake! Stuck n da cold cruel world by him self
NEESH: *slaps her* GET A GIRP WOMAN!
NELLI: If u eva slap me agen im kickin yo ass
NEESH: Sorry but u kno Chris is a big boy he can handle himself. Plus we paid $200 fo deze ticketsz so honey or no honey..Dey gone have a concert!!!!
NELLI: Ur rite. Lets go n get out clothes n get ready
DUDE: *yells from acros da room*C YALL LATER I GOTA GET HOME B4 DAT CRAZY PEDESTRIAN HATER GETS BACK ON DA STREETS!
NEESH: *groans* YEAH BYE
NELLI: BYE
SOMEWHERE N DA WORLD
CHRIS: *groans* Ow my head. *pulls kiwi from shirt*Where am I?
PROFESSOR KIWI: Mornin sunshine...Wel evenin
CHRIS: WTF R U!?
PRO. KIWI: I'm professor kiwi.
CHRIS: (looks around) Where am I?
PRO. KIWI: U r n my kiwi factor.
CHRIS: *baffled look* WTF?
P.K.: I kidnaped u! MWAHAHAH...HA....HA arent u scared
CHRIS: of u...not so much
P.K.: Wel u wil b wen u find out dat i stole da final edition of where da wind blows
CHRIS: Its mo @ da studio
P.K.: Wel...I threw ur dog n da L.A. river!
CHRIS: He can swim. He got on my nerves anyway
P.K.: Oh wel.. I deleted all ur frends off ur myspace
CHRIS: Im y.i.c. i'll get em bac
P.K: Ok i didnt wnt 2 do dis but...I KNO WHO TOOK UR FRIES!
CHRIS: (straight face) WHO.
P.K.: I DID!!!!
CHRIS: U EVIL BASTARD!!!! *starts 2 cry* Y DID U DO IT!?!HOW CAN U B SO EVIL?!
P.K.: Lemme explain 2 ur tiny lil brain mr. y.i.c. som tym bac i lft u a mesage n u tld every1 dat u read n reply 2 dem. but gues whos mesage u jus read n didnt reply 2? DO U KNO HOW TORTURIN IT IS 2 C SOM1 READ UR MESSAG N DIDNT REPLY 2 IT!?
CHRIS: Um...idk i gve up. who?
PK: Someone named Shanny. N do u kno who Shanny is?
CHRIS: Um...idk i gve up. who?
PK: I'll gve u a gues. u did her da same way u did me. do u kno who now
CHRIS: Um....idk. i dnt lyk dis game. lets play somethin else
PK: ITS ME U IMBASIL!!!!!!!! IM SHANNY!!!!!
CHRIS: No ur not ur Pro. Kiwi
PK: *takes off glasses* SEE!
CHRIS: hey shanny! u should get outa here befor pro.k cumz bac
PK:*puts bac on glasses* omg ur hopeles! *hits him n head wit a kiwi knockin him unconcious*
BACK @ DA MALL
MILO: TAKE ME NOW LORD JUS TAKE ME NOW!
MAURICE: huh?
MYLES: *hyperactive* MY SWAGG MY SWAGG MY SWAGG!!!!!!
MARCEL: (like a zombie) letter letter gota get da letter.
{door knob twists n everybody breaks outa dere lil worlds n looks @ it}
CARNEL: WTH is wrong wit u guys?
MILO: Thank God u saved us Nellz!!! Thank you soooo much. How'd u do it?
CARNEL: *weird look* do wat?
MAURICE: unlock da stuck door?
CARNELL:uuhh...I twisted da handle
MYLES: *stil hyper* BUT BUT BUT BUT IT IT IT WAS LYK LYK LL..LOCKED MAN!!!
CARNEL:....*weirder look*uh...no it wasnt. (looks down) dere is jus a wet towel outside da door
EVERYONE N DA ROOM: MAURICE U DORK!!!!!!!!
MARCEL: 4GET DAT LETS GO GET DA LETTER!
MILO: YEAH 
MAURICE: YEAH
CARNEL:YEAH
MYLES: YEAH....YEAH! N DA CLUB WIT MY HOMIESZ TRYNA...*falls asleep*
MILO: MYLES WAKE THE HELL......4get it.
N DA CAR
(every1 is tearin da car limb from limb tryna fnd da letter from Chris)
MILO: Marcel r u sure he sed he would leave it n da car
MARCEL: Yeah im positive
MAURICE: Im negative. Milo u should get tested for HIV nxt
(every1 stops n says) MAURICE U EFFIN DORK SHUDDUP!!!!
MARCEL: Double check under da drivers seat
CARNEL: (sees shiny peice of paper) AY YALL I THINK I FOUND SOMETHIN!!!
(every1 rushes 2 him 2 find out its a.....condom)
MAURICE AND CARNEL: EW!!!!!
MILO AND MARCEL: IT AINT MINE!
MYLES: Uh oh.
(everyone looks) IS IT URZ?
MYLES: HECK NAW! But Chris is missin b4 a concert n a condom n da car plus he wrote a leter.
EVERYONE: Dang.
N NELLI'S CAR
[HITS BUMP]
NELLI: OMG!! I stil cnt believe Chris is missin!
[HITS BUMP]
NEESH: Dnt worry he is jus fine im sure its a gud explination 4 y he isnt dere yet
[HITS BUMP]
NELLI: I hope so bc i dnt wana go 2 da concert 4 nothin
[HIT BUMP]
NEESH: Even if he isnt dere we stil of da other memberz of 2much. plus B5 mite b dere
NELLI: REALLY!? PUT DAT ON ERRYTHANG!!
[HITS BUMP]
NEESH: Farreal KBreezy tld me
*Nelli's phn rings on backseat bundled up n clothes*
NELLI: Take da wheel real quick so dat i can get dat
NEESH: I dnt think dats a gud id...ok! *takes wheel*
(car swerves left 2 rite down da street)
PROF. KIWI FACTORY.
CHRIS: (wakes up 2 total darkness) Where am I/
[1 bright stream of light comes on]
PK: Ur n The Room
CHRIS: Where exactly is dat
PK: Its rite nxt 2 The Room Wit The Door
CHRIS: ok. and dat would b....
PK: rite by The Bathroom
CHRIS: ....and dat is...
PK: SHUDDUP!!! IM TIRED OF UR QUESTIONS! Ive got som of my own
CHRIS: Ok go ahead. shoot
PK: I plan on it.
CHRIS: Huh?
PK: C wen I ask a question if u dnt asner it truthfully i wil shoot a kiwi @ u
CHRIS: (mouth drops)
PK: LETS GET STARTED SHALL WE!! QUESTION ONE!  DO U REALLY REPLY 2 ALL UR EMAILS
CHRIS: Wen i get da chance i do
PK: WRONG! *chris gets kiwi* NXT QUESTION! R U REALLY A LYRICAL GENIUS
CHRIS: no
PK: WRONG ANSER! (chris gets another) R U REALLY GETTIN MARRIED 2 NELLI
CHRIS: YES!
PK: TERRIBLE WRONG ANSER! (gets hit so hard he goes flyin out of da chair)
CHRIS: I dnt lyk dis game lets play another PK!
PK: YEAH I'LL PLAY ANOTHER GAME ALRITE! LETS PLAY PUMBLE CHRIS WIT KIWI UNTIL HE....
CHRASH!!!!!!!!!
NELLI AND NEESH BOTH CRASH THREW DA WALL N NELLIZ CAR
NEESH: NELLI LOOK OUT!!!!!
NELLI: IM TRYNA TXT!
CHRIS: HELP ME!!!!
PK: OH CRAP!
*everything is a mess*
NEESH:*crawls outa wuts left of da wall* Nelli r u ok?
NELLI: *pops up as if nothin has happend wit her sidekick n her hand* yup.
CHRIS: THANK GOD! PLZ HELP ME! DERE DIS CRAZY PRO. KIWI! I GOTA SPRUNG SO SHE KIDNAPED YA BOY! SHE WAS FINA USE ME AS HER KIWI PRACTICE TOY! oh yeah dat was fiyah im fina use dat on da nxt track
NELLI N NEESH: CCCHHRRRIISS!!!!!!!!!!! OMG R U OK! OMG WE LOVE U OMG! WTH R U TLKIN BOUT
CHRIS: nvm dat! jus help me b4 she gets here
......So Neesh and Nelli help Chris outa da kiwi factory and drive him 2 da concert on time. Which begins da beautiful relationship between da gurls n 2much....but is dis da last we hve seen of PRO. KIWI?
(rite b4 dey get n da car)
SHANNY: HEY U GUYS W8 4 ME! I NEEDA RIDE 2 DA CONCERT 2!
CHRIS: U luk lyk sombody else ive seen b4
SHANNY:.....OOOO u hve no idea.
WELL YALL DATS DA END OF WHERE N DA WORLD IS CHRIS AND HOPE U NJOYD BOTH PARTSZ
UNTIL NXT TYM WE C EACH OTHERSZ PIX
IM OUTTIESZ WIF 2FINGUHSZ
SIGNED: ===>|iNeesh|<==