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SUNDAY, MAY 3, 2009 (4:17 AM)

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Sardar - Back On Demand

(I'm feeling happy)

** A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar- Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

** ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY,
WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..
MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD,
MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI ,
MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.
SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!

** One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U knw Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

** Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

** What is the chemical formula 4 water?
Sardar: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher: what r u talking about?
Sardar: Yesterday u said H to O.

** Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.
Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" (Why do you take these things with you?).
Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun" (If the stupid train comes late, I will die of hunger!

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