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Sardar Jokes 2
(I'm feeling happy)
** Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."
"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."
And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."
** What do SMART Sardars and UFO's have in common?
You always hear about them but never see them
** Why did the Sardars stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.
Oh look, Daddy...Donut seeds.
** Why do Sardars always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
How can you tell when a Sardars sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
Why can't Sardars dial 911?
They can't find the 11 on the phone!
Santa meets Banta
Santa: "so have you moved to a new house"
Banta: "No."
Santa: "Why not? You advertised to sell your old house, didn't you?"
Banta: "Yes, but when I read the ad, I realized it was just the home I was looking for!".
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