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SOME WAS SITTING ON MY BIKE!!!!! OMG
(I'm feeling infuriated)
So the other day, I rode over to my mom's house, to hangout and let her spend time with the baby. Well my wife, and mom decide they want to do some baby shopping. I was into the show, and said I'm good I'll stay here. Well about 30 mins after they leave. I am sitting watching TV and I notice a lot of movement around where I parked my bike. Well I look out the window and I see the total fucktard sitting on my bike. SIDESTAND UP, LEANING IT, TUCKED DOWN like he was valentino rossi. This is what he looked like, except he had a ripped up hat on backwards, and a hemp necklace.
So anyway, I am not wearing any of my gear, I walk out key in hand. Walk up to him, and say nice bike. The following took place.
"Yeah, I just got it."
"Really"
"Yeah."
"Is it fast?"
"Yeah man, its a GSX-R100" (Its actually a 600)
That's when I stick my key in the bike's ignition. He almost jumps off the bike. he turns white as a ghost, and starts apologizing. His g/f steps back, and apparently goes and gets his mom and dad. Anyway, I am just chewing his ass out. Kinda like this.
"who the fuck do you think you are?"
"Do you know how much this costs."
"You don't see me jumping in your Piece of shit Civic, and jacking around with your fucked up shit."
After about 3 mins of me yelling at his ass. MOM and DADDY come out, and dad is all defensive, and goes "Can I help you sir?"
I then went off on him. something to the effect of
"Yeah you can teach your son, to stay off of shit that ain't his."
"I said how old is your son." They replied "17"
I then said, something to the effect of
"its a good thing you didn't drop my bike, I'd hate to have to sue your parents for the cost to repair the vandalism to my bike."
At this point, the dad yanks a knot in the back of his sons ass and says come here, drags him into his g/f apartmnet and slams the door. The mom still apologizing to me. I then calmly say
"its amazing how people are so sorry only when they are caught. I said your son was having a good fucking time, until I caught him. What a way to raise your kid, no sense of respect for other peoples property."
I then walked back to my mom's apartment slipped my shoes on, and rode it down closer to my mom's apartment.
The nerve of some poeple.
The g/f apparently never heard of anyone talk this way to the mom and dad, or b/f, she had a look of shock
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