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The meanest practical joke I have ever done
(I'm feeling devious)
It was probably twenty-five years ago or more. I was living with my sister in Tunnel Hill, Ga.
Our brother David come to stay with us for a while. Whenver he got off from work he use to go to sleep on the floor while watching television. I noticed that while he is asleep, one side of his mouth was open just a little bit. Needless to say , I couldn't resist the temptation of playing a mean prank on him.
Well, I went on the hunt around the house to see what I could find. I found some super glue and ex-lax ( the gentle overnight kind. ) So here goes the steps that happened next. I put one of the pills in the corner of his mouth and it kept trying to come out so what can I do to fix this. I get a straw to keep it from falling out, and I know I put several in there and waited to watch them dissolve. Then I super glued his belt shut and waited for him to wake up for the show to start.
When he woke up my sister , niece , nephew , and mother were all in the living room all giddy with anticipation. Trust me it was hilarious. He walked very fast to the bathroom. Next thing we heard was some profanity, then the sound of his elbow hitting the wall next to him, then more profanity.
We were all trying our best not to laugh but it was unbearable to hold it in any longer. Mainly because he was in there so very long ! He finally came out and we were all laughing our butts off.
He was holding what was left of his belt in his hand and came to me ,because he knows I am the practical joker I guess you could say in the family. He said "When do you want your whopping now or later ?"
I didn't know it at the time, but my niece had seen what I did and she also inserted a few of those magic pills too !!
I think he probably pooped for a week or more !!!!
He got me back some time later by throwing me in the ice cold waters of Watts Bar Lake , I guess you always get your just reward one way or another.
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