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The Mexican Humpty Dance
(I'm feeling indifferent)
Did you ever notice there's a category here called "school, college, GREEK"?. I'd love an explanation.
I just returned from the Mexican Riviera Maya. I usually love to romp around with locals when traveling, but this time I had children in tow, so I played it lowkey. I did spank the handsome young employees whenever possible and got on stage loaded on Karaoke night. Spanked that John Leguizamo-looking employee several times.
One night, out of boredom, we stumbled off to El Disco Galaxy! Amongst the foam replicas of Star Wars characters were a multitude of young teens swarming, giggling, consuming mucho alcohol and doing what they call "dancing". Americans on Vacation, not locals.
I've been dancing my whole life and couldn't find a way to categorize this particular sight as 'dancing". I'd love to Vlog this and provide appropriate graphics for the plays but I've just got too many other video projects. So try this:
PLAY BY PLAY:
1. Formation: One Large swarm of teen boys and girls bounce up and down at center of dance floor
2. Uniforms:
Girls: Loose micromini Paris Hilton style sack dresses, preferably transparent, undergarments optional.
Boys: Decent Polo Shirt and Loose basketball length shorts, not bad looking
3. FIRST Play:
Girl stands at edge of nightclub carpet, sipping, waiting for the whistle. As a song begins, she rushes toward center making contact with edge of swarm in SECONDS.
Girl promptly hops into the air spinning her body around 180% and presents BOOTY
4. First Down:
Awaiting Boy stands at edge of swarm facing outward to RECIEVE approaching levitated BOOTY.
Boy Sticks out Crotch area
CONTACT
5. Touchdown
Boy Proceeds with Grinding and humping while girl is backed up into his groin giving a Standing Lap Dance
Play Continues until boy is "done" - Retreats to Bathroom.
Score!
6. NEXT Play:
As Boy retreats, Girl Hops into air again, rotating Booty in the direction of the Next Awaiting male Crotch
Rinse and Repeat.
I shit you not....
Now, Ive been a teacher in the US where Dances were cancelled for fear the students would behave in this manner. I am aware that this is how kids dance now, I just dont get where the line between dancing and having sex can be drawn here except at least it's "safe sex".
The sad part is if they are engaging in this intimacy on the dance floor, where do they take it from here? It doesnt leave much promise for courtship or romance. I find it sad although I do embrace the concept of changing social norms and letting go of taboos around the subject of sex and the human body. Age does come into play here as it looks very uncomfortable and awkward for both. Geez, they dont even know how to kiss and theyre having fullblown lapdances in public. I found it laughable, silly and kind of sad.
I prefer REAL dancing. I don't mind grinding, but not with EVERYONE!!
Go Team Rectum!
That is all.
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