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THE RETURN OF PROFESSOR KIWI (in dha mind of neesh)
(I'm feeling NEESH!!!!)
PREVIOUSLY ON IN DHA MIND OF NEESH....
Chris was missin, 2much was freakin out, nelli and neesh were running over ppl. Da boys got a clue as 2 where Chris but den Maurice locked dem n da room. But Carnell saves dem...kinda. We find dat Chris is kidnapped by Professor Kiwi (alias- Shanny) and is torturin him for past issues. Den Neesh and Nelli save him from her horror. BUT WAS DAT DA LAST WE HAVE SEEN OF PRO. KIWI.
PROFESSOR KIWI'S LABORATORY
P.K.- I wil yet 2 find dat Chris King, Y.I.C. Mr. Cheeks. and he will regret ever ignorin my emails. MWHAHA WIT MY NEW ANDROID CLONES I WIL B SURE HE WONT GET AWAY DIS TIME!!!!! MWHAHAH....(cough cough) WOO I GOTA STOP SNIFFIN DEZE 3 WEEK OLD KIWIS
AT DA HILTON HOTEL
CHRIS- Man I cnt thank u and Nelli enuff 4 savin me back dere. Dat crazy ass P.K. was fina kill me wit....kiwis...EW I HATE KIWI!!!! (starts 2 tear up)
NELLI- Wel if u need a shoulder 2 lean on mine is always available
CHRIS- (lays head on Nelli's shoulder and sucks his thumb)
NEESH, MARCEL, MILO, and, MAURICE- (rolls eyes) YA BIG BABY!!!!
MILO- So how did she get u n da first place?
CHRIS- All I remember is dat last nite i went outside 2 make a phone call and den it felt lie someone was followin me. Den wen i turned 2 go nsyde. Somebody wita Skittles backpack smiled and pointed behind me. And den i blacked out and woke up n dat crazy ass P.K.'s factory.
MYLES- (wakes up from long nap) Yo wut we tlkin bout?
NEESH- How Chris got kidnapped last night
MYLES- Oh yeah about last night. Why was dere a thingy n da car and wut about dat letter and u jus disappearin on us like dat.
MARCEL- U dummy. We already established. He was kidnapped, and Nelli n Neesh saved him! Enuff wit ur lil fantasy okay!?! Chris aint got nobody pregnant! Right Chris?
CHRIS- (looks @ Nelli) Define pregnant.
MILO- Chris I kno u aint do wut I think u did
CHRIS- Wel...uh u kno. sometimes n a young man's life...we um wel...
MILO- Chris how could u man. So dat's y u weren't here
CHRIS- No I told u guys I was kidnapped and taken 2 a kiwi factory by P.K.
MARCEL AND MILO- And y should we believe u? U aint tel us u got sombody pregnant
CHRIS- Wel atleast I aint lie wen u asked and y u guys piling up on me like ya aint neva screwed up
MILO- bc we da oldest n u da youngest!
CHRIS- I DNT GVE A DAM!!! DAT DNT MEAN I CNT GET NONE!
MARCEL AND MILO- *gasps* I cnt beleive u sed dat!
CHRIS- Its time ya kno da truth. Im quittin 2much and im goin 2 get married.
MARCEL NEESH AND MILO- 2 WHO!
CHRIS- Nelli! duh!
NEESH- NELLI!?
MARCEL- CHRIS!
NELLI- Neesh.
NEESH- NELLI!!!!
NELLI- NEESH!
CHRIS- MARCEL
MILO-......MYLES!
MARCEL-Neesh?
NEESH- MARCEL
MILO- MYLES!!!!!!
MAURICE- huh?
CHRIS- Can we stop playin da name game already!!!!!
MILO- MYLES WAKE DA HELL UP!!!!!!!!
MYLES- (slobbers) IM UP! IM UP! WUT HAPPENED?
CHRIS-Well me and Nelli gettin married and aint nobody gne stop us
MYLES- Not even u kno who?
CHRIS- Who?
MYLES- U kno.
CHRIS- No. I dnt
MYLES- GUESS STUPID!
CHRIS- Neesh
MARCEL- MILO
MILO-MYLES
MYLES- NO
NELLI- NOT NEESH
MARCEL- NOT MILO
MILO- NOT MAURICE
MYLES- NOT ME
CHRIS- CARNELL
NELLI- DUSTIN
NEESH- PATRICK
MARCEL- KELLY
MILO- BRYAN
MAURICE- AUNT BERNICE!
EVERYBODY EXCEPT MAURICE- Wut?!
MAURICE- I thought we were playin da name game.
EVERYBODY EXCEPT MAURICE- Shuddup Maurice!!!
MYLES- No u idiots! PROFESSOR KIWI!!!! duh?
CHRIS- (crawls under table assumin fetal position) NO MORE KIWIS!!!! NO MORE KIWIS!!!!!!
NELLI- Hun cum from under da table. Dere r no more kiwis. Come on boy. Come on. (pats thigh)
NEESH- *gets great idea* (whispers) Ay guys I've got an idea 2 keep dis from happenin.
MILO- (whispers) wut?
NEESH- (whispers) okay since Chris is scared of da word kiwi. imagin wut it would b lyk if we made actual kiwis, pictures of em, made a kiwi song, everything dealin wit kiwi wen we plan their weddin. den deres no way he'll get married 2 Nelli
MILO-(whispers) Great idea!
MAURICE-(whispers) Y r we whispering?
NEESH-(whispers) So Nelli and Chris cnt hear us
MAURICE- (whispers) wel its kinda late now. they're standin behind us
(neesh turns around 2 find nelli n chris)
NEESH- hey lovebirds
NELLI- wut r u guys dicussin over here
NEESH- Jus u guys new big plans
CHRIS- (wipes tear from his eye stil shakin) we told u guys we aren't gona change our minds
MILO- we dnt want u 2
CHRIS AND NELLI- huh?
NEESH- Yeah we wont u guys 2 b happy n if dats gona make u happy. den we'll go along wit it
MILO- Yeah we even wana help u guys decorate and plan
CHRIS- Wel im glad u c it our way
MILO- oh yeah and one mor thing
CHRIS- wat?
MILO- .....kiwi.
CHRIS- AH!!!! (hides under table)
PROFESSOR KIWI'S LAB
P.K.- Ha Chris thinks he's gona get away from me jus dat simple n neva c me agen? wel he's got another thing comin! I've gota full proof sceme dis time. Nothin! and I mean NOTHING is gona com between it this time!...not even...if my obnoxious cousin E.J. comes for a suprise visit.
-BACKGROUND CHECK: Cousin EJ is very obnoxious, clumsy, and at times, a pain n da left butt cheek, but she means well. But stil wen she's around its best dat u put up all valuables,n lock up liquor and fine dining tools-
AT DAT EXACT SAME MOMENT OBNOXIOUS COUSIN EJ BURST THREW DA DOOR
PK: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EJ: LOOK OUT CUZ!!!!!!!!!*runs into da table on her skates and knocks over a bottle labeled "NeNe"
PK:wut r u doin here EJ?
EJ: Im here for my monthly visit! Didnt u mis me cuz? (puppy dog eyes)
PK: um....*sighs* yeah!
EJ: ko0lio! so wut u doin? stil out 2 get dat Chris dude?
PK: Yes of course!
EJ: wel dis time do i hve 2 pretend 2 b his long lost cousin and stil his DNA again or can I jus be myself
PK: no dis time Ima need u 2 stay outa da way. I have a plan and i dnt need u screwin it up....i mean hurtin urself agen
EJ: okay! works for me!
45 MINUTES LATER
PK: YES ITS DONE!!! ITS FINALLY DONE!!!!!
EJ: wut?
PK: The secret android formula 2 make and clone my androids!
EJ:OOO PRETTY COLORS lyk skittles!!!!! LEMME C!!
PK: NO WAIT DONT TOUCH DAT!
(ej drops da formula on herself)
PK: OH NO U FOOL WUT HAVE U DONE!!!!!
EJ: I dnt feel so good cuz!
PK: OH NO RUN 4 UR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(hides behind table and sheilds eyes from big explosion)
PK: R U OKAY EJ CUZ!?!
EJ: Im not EJ u bafoon!
PK: (gets up from table)WHO U CALLIN A BAFOO...AAHH!!!!!EJ WUT HAPPEND 2 U!!!
FORMER EJ: I TOLD U IM NOT EJ!!!!
PK: DEN..WH...WHO...R U?
FORMER EJ: IM DA JOKER
DUN! DUN! DUUUUUHHHHNNN!
-NEW ANNOUNCER LADY-
omGosh r u so serious? Is Nelli pregnant by Chris? R dey really gettin married? Has PK created a monster? and Will Chris ever get over his fear of kiwi?
CHRIS- AAAHHHH NO MOR KIWI MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIND OUT ON DA NXT....IN DHA MIND OF NEESH!
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IM OUTTIESZ WIT 2FINGUHSZ YO
SIGNED: ==>|iNeesh|<==
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