ON THE LAST IN DHA MIND OF NEESH: We find out dat  Chris is quittin 2Much Nelli n Chris r gettin married n havin a baby but Neesh n da guys r gonna try n stop it. Pro. Kiwi is gona make a full proof master plan 2 get Chris yet again, but its interupted by her cousin EJ, den EJ spills a formula on herself and turns n2... DA JOKER!
PROFESSOR KIWI'S LAB *zwoosh* 
PK: Ur who?
JOKER: Im da Joker u fool!
PK: Um wel Mr. Joker ma'am sir person...Ima gona need u 2 bring back my cuz EJ bc c um....I dnt wnt her mom 2 kil me or my mom 2 kil me....or u 2 kil me so...yeah.
JOKER: IM NOT BRINGN BACK DAT GIRL!!!!! ALL MY LYF I HAD 2 FITE! I LOVES EJ GOD KNOWS I DO BUT ILL KIL U DEAD B4 I LET HER BECOM ME AGAIN!!!
PK: ....oh kay Celie. But really Ima gona need EJ back pronto.
JOKER: If u call me EJ agen im gona pulverize u!
(walks towards PK)
PK: WAIT WAIT!!! IM SRRY JOKER IM SRRY! OKAY UR JOKER NOT EJ! UR NOT EJ!!!
JOKER: DATS MOR LYK IT! Now do u happen 2 hve any skittles around here?
PK: (gets a great idea) OF COURSE I DO!
JOKER: Wel lets go gettem
PK: (leads Joker n2 a dark storage closet) Wel dey r way up at da top and since ur so tall n strong u can reach dem rite Joker Ol buddy Ol pal
JOKER: Where rite up here on dis top shelf where dis kiwi suit is?
PK: YEAH RITE....ABOUT....DERE! (shoves da ladder dat Joker is standin on and runs 4 her lyf. Joker falls unconcious)
PK: I gota get outa here b4 Joker cums 2!
SOMEWHERE N DA WORLD
PK: OMG! I've got it! If she stil loves Skittles den I can prolly trigger somethin 2 make her get bac 2 her old self! But im gona need sum help. Who could i go get 4 help? OOO I'VE GOT DA PERFECT PERSON!
SOMEWHERE ELSE N DA WORLD
*door bell rings*
PK:I hope she's stil here.
(mystery person answers da door)
M.P: Yes may I help u?
PK: HEY GIRL!!! (gives MP a hug)
MP: UNHAND ME U RUFFIAN! WHO R U? I DNT KNO U! LET ME GO B4 I CAL DA POLICE!
PK: omGosh u dnt remember me do u?
MP: NO I DNT! WHO R U?
PK: IM SHANNY aka PROFESSOR KIWI *sound effect- zwoosh*
BOTH: (look around for wut jus made da zwoosh sound)
MP: I know no 1 by da name of Shanny or Professor....ugh....Kiwi *zwoosh*
PK: (thinks 2 herself: dang i 4got i zapped her mind wit my BRAIN SCRAMBLER she cnt remember anythin b4 dat) oh kay wel I'm Shanny we went 2 high school 2gether. We were best friends den we went out seperate ways. You became a singer and rapper and I became a MAD SCIENTIST MWHAHAHA!!!! I mean I worked n a lab for 3 years. and every1 nicknamed me PROFESSOR KIWI!!!! *sound effect- zwoosh*
BOTH: (look around)
MP: *blank expression*......rite.Ok how may I help u PROFESSOR KIWI *sound effect-zwoosh* 
BOTH: (look around)
MO: or Shanny or whoever u r 2day?
PK: Wel I kinda needa favor. C my cuzzo EJ did somethin....not smart and turned herself n2 a gigantic dangerous monster and I kinda need sum help defeatin her. *smiles*
MP: ......(slams door n face)
PK:  IMA HVE 2 REMEMBER 2 FRY HER BRAIN NXT TYM.
AT DA WEDDING PLANNING PLACE
NEESH: So...Nelli do u lyk dis round table r dis other square table?
NELLI AND CHRIS: We dnt care? (go back 2 makin out)
MILO, MYLES, MARCEL: DUDE GET A GRIP U WHORE!
CHRIS: I. AM NOT A WHORE. I jus lyk 2 do it.
NEESH:.....rite. ANYWAY! We needa get Nelli fitted 4 her dress
NELLI: Can Chris com?
CHRIS: YEAH! CAN I?
NEESH:.....HELL NO! COMN NELLI
NELLI: IMA MIS U BOO!
CHRIS: IMA MIS U MOR!
NELLI: NO IMA MIS U MOR!
CHRIS: NO IMA MIS U MOR!
NELLI: NO UR NOT!
CHRIS: YES I AM
NELLI: NO UR NOT!
CHRIS: YES I AM
MILO: CHRIS!!!!!!!!
CHRIS: WHAT??!?!?!?
MILO:......kiwi
CHRIS: NO!!!!!!!!!
BACK WITH PROFESSOR KIWI *zwoosh*
PK: Alright. Dis tym ima get her 2 say yes or my name isnt....PROFESSOR KIWI *zwoosh* (rings door bell)
(looks around)
MP: WHAT DO U WNT PROFESSOR KIWI! *zwoosh*
(looks around)
PK: PLZ IM BEGGIN U! I NEED HELP N IF U DNT HELP ME NO1 ELSE WIL! UR MY ONLY FRIEND LEFT! DA REST R...WEL DERE GNE N I HVE NO OTHER CHOICE! IM SRRY I SCRAMBLED UR BRAIN BUT I HAD 2 OR U WERE GONA TEL CHRIS ABOUT MY PLANS! PLZ HELP ME H.B. PLZ!!!!!!!!
HB: Oh alright PROFESSOR KIWI *zwoosh* I dnt really remember u but since seem sincere I guess I can help.
PK: YES! (thinks: so i dnt hve 2 fry her brain after all)
(both walk off 2 PROFESSOR KIWI'S OTHER LAB *zwoosh*)
HB: AY where does dat zwoosh sound keep comin from?
AT PROFESSOR KIWI'S 1ST LAB *zwoosh*
JOKER: (gains conciousness) OMGOSH WUT JUS HAPPEND PROFESSOR KIWI *zwoosh*
(looks around)
JOKER: wat was dat noise?
VOICE: IT WAS ME!!!
JOKER: WHOS DERE?
VOICE:ITS ME!
JOKER: WHO'S ME?
VOICE: U kno who.
JOKER: No.I dnt
VOICE: Guess
JOKER: PROFESSOR KIWI *zwoosh* WHERE IS DAT NOISE COMIN FROM?
VOICE: NO
JOKER: CHRIS
VOICE: eww NO!
JOKER: HB?
VOICE: NO!
JOKER: I DNT LYK DIS GAME!
VOICE: ITS ME U BISHH!
AT DA CRIB
MYLES: Ay wut yall doin?
MILO: Quiet down man we plannin Nelli and Chris weddin
MYLES: 4 wut?
MAURICE: So we can destroy it!
EVERYBODY: SSHHH!!!!!
MYLES: Maurice u gne screw it up. Go n b da look out 4 Nelli.
MAURICE: *sad look* ok.
NEESH: okay so rite b4 dey say weddin vows we release da dancin midgets dressed as kiwis rtie?
MILO: rite.
MARCEL: Yeah and wen Nelli is walkin down da aisle we release da kiwi stink bombs rite?
NEESH: rite
MILO: And my cue 2 lower da ice sculpture of a kiwi is IF dey say i do rite?
NELLI: RITE!
MARCEL: OH HEY NELLI!
NEESH:  WATCHA DOIN N HERE 4? I THOUGHT U WERE WIT CHRIS.
NELLI: He thought he heard da word (whispers) kiwi. AND HID UNDER DA TABLE! now wut were u guys doin!
NEESH: Oh wel we was jus maken so minor adjustments 2 yo weddin plans
NELLI: LYK WAT?!
MAURICE: LYK PUTTIN KIWI'S EVERYWHERE!!!
EVERYBODY: MAURICE U IDIOT!!!!!
NELLI: I KNEW IT WAS 2 GOOD 2 B TRUE! (overly dramatic and obviously planned)Oh kay look here I dnt wnt u guys 2 ever interfere wit out weddin agen! ME AND CHRIS R GETTIN MARRIED FLAWS AND ALL AND U CNT CHANGE DAT!!! DO I MAKE MYSLF CLEAR?!
EVERYBODY: *akward looks* YES MA'AM.
NELLI: (closes door) okay u guys he is drivin me up da wall! he cnt eat sleep think all he cares bout is kissin me n killin every kiwi he sees! n da stor 2day we got kicked out bc he smashed every kiwi n da fruit section, and poured all da kiwi strawberry fruit punches down da drain! now our faces r on da NOT ALLOWED list! plz save me from dis horrid night mare!
EVERYBODY: *gasps* um...okay
NELLI: good so dnt tel chris okay. wut ever u do...DNT TEL CHRIS!
EVERYBODY: (looks at Maurice) DNT TEL CHRIS!!!!
NEESH: (after Nelli leaves hits Maurice n da head) BOY WDH IS WRONG WIT U! I SED B DA LUK OUT 4 NELLI! Y DID U JUS LET HER WALTS RITE N HERE?!
MAURICE: i was da luk out. I looked 4 nelli n wen i found her outside. i brought her n.
NEESH:....u effin dork!
MARCEL: man u need som brain cells
MILO: (laughs) idk its kinda funny 2 me. we did all dat plannin and snoopin 4 nothin. haha aint dat funny Myles?
Myles???MYLES WAKE DA HELL......ay where is Myles?
EVERYBODY: UH OH!
-NEW ANNOUCER LADY-
OKAY NOW C WUT HAD HAPPEND IS SO TRAGIC! U KNO WUT IM SAYIN YO? SO LYK IS NELLI REALLY GNE NOT MARRY CHRIS? IF SHE DNT SHE STUPID. WHERE N DA WORLD IS MYLES? SOUNDS LYK A NEW IN DHA MIND OF NEESH AND OMGOODNES OMGOODNESS! WHO IS WIT DA JOKER? WILL PROFFESSOR KIWI TURN EJ BACK 2 HER NORMAL SELF? *zwoosh* AND WUT DA HELL IS MAKEN DAT DAM "ZWOOSH" NOISE?
UNTIL NXT TYM WE C EACH OTHERSZ PIX
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