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Two weeks on....

(I'm feeling blah)

Hello all and welcome to another blog post by me... well, who else would it be by?

Anyway people how are we today?

I've discovered something that I'm really quite happy about! It's fantastic! Yes I am way behind the times on most things, and I've discovered that iTunes gives away music for free. Only reason I have iTunes is because I download about 30 podcasts every other day. So I checked out the iTunes store, brought a single track to check out the 'buying experience' and well, I discovered the "Single Of The Week". So I'm pleased as I'm downloading wierd and wonderful music, that I've never heard before. I have this thing about music that nobody knows, you never know what kinda music is out there, and I love it. Getting out of the mainstream you know.

Ever heard of Future funk squad?. Doubt it. One of their songs featured in CSI, called Deep Inside, but they are mostly R&B. Now I despise R&B, I utterly despise it. Because theres so much god damn mainstream music and it's horrible in my eyes. I mean what the hell is a JZ or a Kanye West when it's at home. But this stuff, the wierd and non mainstream, has it's own musical style of R&B, and it's brilliant.

So, let's talk about my news. Yes, I am actually going to talk about me, Thats surprising isnt it (not) given it's a blog post, that I do? No! oh well.

Right, So I'm quitting smoking. I've cut down dramaticalls, plus I'm drinking about 2 gallons of water a day. Aside from me now personally knowing the toilet cleaners in work on account of me running there every fifteen mins, I've suddenly noticed not only has my skin gotten better, but I've lost a shit load of weight. Unbelievable! But fortunate. Though I could loose a little more tonnage.

Moving on from me looking at carbs and acting like a girl, Big shout outs to danigirl who's been pulling all nighters, to stay on live video, and has sucessfully kept me entertained! Personally I think she's nuts, but hey, I gotta love the girl for trying.

Now I've done a liveshow or two since then, but never have the same impact as her. Somehow it's one of two reasons.
1: I'm boring (which is quite possible but very probable)
2: People on here are generally perverts and flock to any room with a woman in it.

Now I'm guessing it's mostly number one, but then I do wonder about people. In fact it must be said that on the liverooms, I've seen more cock that I ever had before in my life. Frighteningly however, they are all rather small.. and old. Now I'm not one to brag, but something that appears to be smaller than the corckscrew I use to open my wine, really doesent get that much respect.

Given the fact they are attached to extremley elderly men, I'm beginning to wonder if the liveshow front page will be changed from Home | liveshow etc, to Home | liveshow
| red hot cock action etc...... It's a very frightening thought.

Lets talk about women.

Now, apprently I am gay, for the following reasons
1: I don't like, nor believe in sex
2: I'm attracted to a persons personality, rather than their looks alone
3: I don't like football/soccer/rugby etc
4: I don't have this egotistical male macho mentality
5: I hate fighting
6: I like art
7: I don't like breasts
8: My idea of a good night is lying on the couch with someone with a bottle of wine just cuddling and talking in front of a good movie.
9: I don't like going out clubbing
10: I really don't like the idea of getting drunk as a fucking skunk for the sake of it

Now apprently I'm gay because of all of that!? Explain why!?

I treat people with dignity and respect. I believe in making love, rather than sex. I.e. emotional, compasionate love making, Rather than banging her brains out in the futile attempt to get off. And yes, I like people for people not their body parts. Seriously, I don't like breasts in a sexual way. They're just... appendages. I really dont see how some men can 'get off' from them alone. And I really despise fighting! In fact I actually have an emotional side, and care, and worry! I really dont understand why men think they are more attractive by fighting or kicking the crap out of each other! Why is that attractive! honestly! And drinking for the sake to get drunk? been there and done that. not entertaning because you can't remember anything and usually end up copping off with some slapper who literally wants to screw you in a club toilet and bugger off.

I mean come on, have you SEEN the toilets in nightclubs at 2 in the morning? I'm afraid to even take a piss let alone have sex in there! I mean christ, the toilets in Heathrow Airport were bad enough!

But, yes, apparently I'm gay because of that.

Im not!, but seriously! come on people!

Now then, heres some more me news. I'm switching to nights in work! Not least for the fact that it's an extra 500 quid a month after tax! isnt inconvenience bonus an amazing thing? Plus I am planning on coming to the states this year, so that should be a good place for my hard earned cash. I hope....

Anyway just one final thing. Me and Mr.Mikey are meeting up on saturday so expect either a vlog or a liveshow, from the terrible two.

Well, i'm terrible. He's just a pyromaniac.

OH! and another final final thing. I did a liveshow the other night on the meaning of life and religion, thank you to everyone who attended. The next show, will be focusing on Extra terrestrial life and conspiracies within it. The G-Files, will make an appearance I'm sure. But it should be good.

So, comments and thoughts on todays blog, always welcome.

Anyway, that really is all for now!

Toodles

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Posted Apr 11, 08 by lilosh13 (

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ik ur not gay :))))